Pregnant lady gets shot in the stomach...warning Politically incorrect jokes

[Himark]

Pregnant lady walks into a bank right in the middle of an armed robbery. The

bullets start flying and she's stuck in the abdomen by 3 bullets. She's rushed

to the hospital where the doctors immediately deliver her triplets. The doctors

tell her that each of the babies have taken a bullet in non-life threatening

areas and recommend no immediate action and advise that as they get older

they'll most likely pass these.

The years go by and on her 13th birthday one of the girls runs in all excited

and upset and says, "mom, I just passed a bullet in my stool". The mother calms

her and says,"I've been waiting for this day, sit down and I'll tell you what

happened."

Several weeks later the second daughter runs in with the same story and the

mother once again explains the chain of events.

A week later the son runs in all wigged out and says, "mom, mom you're not

gonna' believe this but" at this point the mother interrupts and says, "I know,

you just passed a bullet in your stool." The son, still upset, says, "no, you

don't understand, I was jerkin it and shot the dog."

 

[Himark]

Middle aged guy is in one of the exam rooms at the doctors office waiting to see the doctor. When the doctor arrives he asks the gentleman what he's here for today. The man says I'll have to show you but you have to promise not to laugh. The doctor responds "I've been practicing medicine for over 30 years and I can assure you I've never laughed at a patients problem". So the fella' slowly drops his trousers and underwear and shows the doctor his manhood which is about 1/2" long. The doctor, unable to stifle his laugh just bursts out laughing. The poor fella' starts pulling up his pants as the doctors gets control of his laughter and in his most serious tone says, "I'm very sorry, that was most unprofessional of me, I know you have a serious problem and I'm here to help with that". "What is the problem?" The fella', somewhat embarrassed, quietly replies, "it's swollen".

 

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kinda like the joke time thread again huh?