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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
 

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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
 

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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
 

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
 

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
 

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
 

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
 
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