Help a guy out

Powderhound · Nov 2, 2011

So what do you say when it is 11pm and your wife opens the door to the garage and you are standing on your sled a brapping the motor...

I was not working on the motor tonight. I was polishing and installing a gauge lifter.... I was just in the mood to hear my motor and smell a little 2 stroke. She looked at me like I was the biggest moron she had ever seen... I need some new excuses !!!! Help a brotha out

NO IQ · Nov 2, 2011

So sorry , would love to help , but I married a great 1 , she loves the smell of 2 stroke smoke just as much as I do ( or more ) ! My wife would say " Why the F*CK didn't you tell me you were starting the sleds " !

907to406 · Nov 2, 2011

Uh...honey I was just cleaning it and it went off...

snowmobiler · Nov 2, 2011

excuses wont help.when you 2 get older she will still think your moron.LOL.mine wife still does.

m8magicandmystery · Nov 2, 2011

tell her two stroke oil smoke slows global warming

Minten · Nov 2, 2011

Easy, your addicted to that sweet two-stroke smell and if you don't get at least 10 minutes of it a month, you will go mentally insane (or more than what you already are) and bad things will happen.

Powderhound · Nov 3, 2011

907to406 said:
Uh...honey I was just cleaning it and it went off...

Talking about your sled right :face-icon-small-hap

Mjunkie · Nov 3, 2011

Tell her that some people smoke crack, some do heroine, but your addiction is legal and a lot healthier, it's called 2-stroke.

akstormin · Nov 3, 2011

Give her some alternative behaviors that would be worse (from her perspective) like you could just sit in front of the computer and surf **** all evening. Maybe your "addiction" won't look so bad then.

Tim Healy · Nov 3, 2011

my wife just finally left and is never coming back now no one looks at me like I am a moron and I am thinking that isnt such a bad thing more money for the sled

RaggedEdgePerformance · Nov 3, 2011

That's too bad!! I'm one of those wives who wants her own 2-stroke sled to smell and oh yeah the turbo too! :face-icon-small-win

hockeyb4 · Nov 3, 2011

Next time before you go out catch her at a time when she will deny you the "goods" and give her the option of that or working on the sled there will be no judgement passed or interruption for that matter. best case you get to do both:face-icon-small-hap

TGitt · Nov 3, 2011

Powderhound said:
Talking about your sled right :face-icon-small-hap

Beat me to it...

gmustangt · Nov 3, 2011

Tell her you had the garage door open and bears were in the driveway, and if you didnt start the sled to scare them away... well

Jeff C · Nov 3, 2011

You need to go on the offensive for these types of things.........

Next time she walks out into the garage and "catches you" look over to her and say: "Honey, next time you come out here like that, you had better be wearing a lace bra and those crotchless chaps I bought for you a while back, and be prepared to bend over cause daddy is gonna do some reverse foot forward sidehilling on your a$$"

You got to know how to talk to these women when they cop an attitude while you are in the man-garage............

polaris dude · Nov 3, 2011

OR say "hey I don't do drugs and I don't smoke, THIS IS MY THING!"

tudizzle · Nov 3, 2011

You guys let your wives in the garage?

:boxing:

xpspenziv · Nov 3, 2011

tudizzle said:
You guys let your wives in the garage?

:boxing:

I guess she is right. He really is a moron.

Mine asks if she can come hang out with me in the garage.

Trenchmaster · Nov 3, 2011

Tell her 2 stroke smoke makes you horny!!!

Bendy · Nov 3, 2011

Cause we all know it does! so you wouldn't be lying.

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